Mmmmmm...meat!

Wow! I like cow!
Don't take away my steak!
I bite in, like POW!
Vegans make my heart break.

-Random-

A Forced Rhyme

I'm not in the mood, don't wanna be rude
so don't ask me to write another rhyme.
I'd rather just sit, than search for some wit
don't act like it's some kinda crime.

I must protest, I figure it's best
It would likely just suck anyway.
In fact I'm sure, it'd be a pile of manure
and I bet you would think it's cliche'.

-Random-

Clowns Suck

The angry clown was upside down
but he still managed to slap the young hound,

The kangaroo jumps, taking his lumps
and knocks the fat clown on the ground,

When suddenly springs some noisy things
beating their wings in a fury,

Calling with caws, they grab him with claws
to drag him before the grand jury,

The session was called, and while he stalled
they found that the clown's name was Percy,

He no longer grinned and knew he had sinned
but they certainly showed him no mercy,

It was the talk of the town, the way it went down
In walked his love-child named Suzy,

The illegitimate-child, was certainly wild
and sprayed the courtroom with a submachine uzi.

-Random-

When

Why do I drive
with my eyes wide
when all I want to do is fly?

Why do I smile
for a little while
when all I want to do is cry?

Why do I go
and spend all my dough
when I know there's no guarantee?

Why do I race
while there is no chase
when I just want to sit by the sea?

Why do I stop
and close up shop
when all I want is to swing for the fences?

Why do I act
contrary to fact
when I just want to drop the pretenses?

-Random-

Insignificant

It feels so
insignificant
what I drink,

It's just so
insignificant
what I think,

It's always so
insignificant
what I do,

Why do I feel
significant
when I'm with you?

-Random-

Gone

I blame the system.
Politicians and leaders.
Management executives.
It's been in the works for years.
There could have been a better way,
to avoid so many tears.

No other skills learned
while I worked on the line.
No other way known,
lost wages and homes.
Payin' into my pension,
I sweat away years at a time.

Typical politicians politely debated
as my life's pension evaporated.
Lulled by their sweet promises
like a nursery rhyme.
Guess I've been incorporated
by a greed never to be sated.

-Random-

I'm a Conserberal, you know, like a libertive.

Some poeple call me liberal-
like it's a bad thing,
Need to compartmentalize me-
it's such a sad thing,
Others call me conservative-
I'm a Jesus freak,
Your right, I'm all the above-
so skip the critique.

-Random-

Leaded Gas

I wanna eat paint chips at 3 in the morn',
why must I be the object of so much scorn?
I want a weeping willow pillow and a live oak bed,
when I open up my eyes I see a mantis on my head.

Now I'm screaming like a girl and running in place,
Don't know where I'm going, it's a huge frickin' space!
Holy moley Stoli, I think I need a shot,
I tried to sneak out, but I totally got caught.

Floating through the sky, cracked my head on a crow,
Thought I was in Kansas, but now I don't know.
Cocked my head back, there's that praying mantis once more,
Creepy little bastard, I had to smash it on the floor.

Laser guided lasers and other techno-riffic crap,
Like motorized candy or an auto-sensing map.
Floating gently down to a sugar beet field,
I'll just stay here forever, where I'm sweetly concealed.

-Random-