It's Official

So now it's official,
Just sign here and here, initial, initial,

Pending a drug test and background check,
I'll be a Norfolk Southern network tech,

Contractor no more, I'm employed as it gets,
Working along side some railroad vets,

Midtown ATL, building named for David R. Goode,
Let's get down to work while I'm still in the mood.

-Random-

Contractor Conversion

So the boss sidles up and simply says, "follow me."
Did no wrong, but still feel a bit uneasy,
Walks the contractor to his office and states,
"Would you like to become a regular employee?" and waits.

"Absolutely. Yes. What do I need to do?"
"Well the job's not posted, but put your resume through."
"and do it quickly, please. Today would be the best."
"Then next week we'll give you a psyschological test."

"That's odd" he thinks, but he really want's the job.
"They're probably just ensuring that I'm not a total knob."
"Well, this is good" he thinks and leans back in his chair.
"I'll get insurance and vacation. It's an answer to my prayers."

-Random-

Truly Ludicrous

Do you know what's truly ludicrous?
A one-armed man who's ambidextrous
a buddist monk who's acrimonious
or a pastor that's felonious.

-Random-