Contractor Conversion

So the boss sidles up and simply says, "follow me."
Did no wrong, but still feel a bit uneasy,
Walks the contractor to his office and states,
"Would you like to become a regular employee?" and waits.

"Absolutely. Yes. What do I need to do?"
"Well the job's not posted, but put your resume through."
"and do it quickly, please. Today would be the best."
"Then next week we'll give you a psyschological test."

"That's odd" he thinks, but he really want's the job.
"They're probably just ensuring that I'm not a total knob."
"Well, this is good" he thinks and leans back in his chair.
"I'll get insurance and vacation. It's an answer to my prayers."

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