Things You See on a Carton of Silk Soy Milk

Silk carton haiku
better than any of mine
Seriously, damn.

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What a Life

Married for 5 years through smiles and tears
Never thought life could be like this here
Such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful wife
Some people never get so lucky their entire life.

She fills me up with all the things money can't buy
I thank God every day she's in love with this guy
Nothing in this world could make it any better
Simply knowing that we'll always be together.

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Time

Nothing is as it seems
Bad news and shattered dreams

Why do we work so hard?
Every day, punch a card

It's all an illusion
there is no solution

Listen here it's evident
your free time is heaven sent.

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Cube Farming

This is actually one I wrote a couple years back when I still worked at ADC. I believe this is an excellent commentary on the plight of the lowly cube farmer.



It seems like each day is passing me by
people walk past my cube and don't even say "hi"

Pointing and clicking, shifting & twitching
I'm truly fed up with all the incessant bitching

Consistantly boring, oh damn, was I snoring?
Seems rather obvious, but I'd rather be scoring

There are 214 squares on the conference room ceiling
and if you check out the corner there's a little paint peeling

You want me to do what? You just can't be serious
You must be insane or a tad bit delirious

I'm not doing that, it isn't my job!
Why can't you do it, you damn dirty slob?!!

It's quite an easy task, but I really don't like you
so I'll delay for a week, just so I can spite you

Will that be a problem? I really don't care
Go stick your head in that shredder right over there

Another phone conference? I think I may doze
But at least you can't see me picking my nose

You're obnoxious, obese and your voice is grating
You can bet I don't think of you when I'm masturbating

Every word that your speaking is a huge load of crap
STEP THE F#@K OUT MY CUBE 'CUZ I THINK I MAY SNAP!!!

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Haiku Block

I have writer's block
so now I write this haiku
Wow, I've broken through

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Flimsy Whimsy

Whimsical wishes of peace today
that wars we wage will wither away
warheads and weapons where children would play
while widows and women weep while they pray.

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Gauntlet: THROWN!

The gauntlet has been thrown
For what? Let it be known
JMO can't keep up
can't even hold his own

Hasn't dropped a rhyme
in 66 days
I think he ran away
hands up in dismay

What's going on in this place?
JMO is a disgrace
must be takin'lessons
from wack rappers like Mase

I'll leave you with this:
The battle has begun with this dis
and I insist you should enlist
but for now, this class is dissmissed.

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Hifalutin Caterpillar

Who, what, when, where, how, WHY?
Why all the questions? What's WITH this guy?
He wanna fly high! He wanna fly high!

Stupid, dumb rototiller,
highfalutin caterpillar,
Look! He's a blogger! Look! He's a blogger!

Now he's eating pencil shavings,
indescriminate sexual cravings,
Time for Daylight savings! Time for Daylight savings!

Pompous, pickeled porcupine pie,
Totally tricked-out turtle dove thigh,
Now he's flyin' high! Now he's flyin' high!

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2006

It's '06, ring in the new year,
With some great friends and some good beer,
Watch the ball drop, let go a great cheer!
Let the year pass, but keep your friends near.

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