Hifalutin Caterpillar

Who, what, when, where, how, WHY?
Why all the questions? What's WITH this guy?
He wanna fly high! He wanna fly high!

Stupid, dumb rototiller,
highfalutin caterpillar,
Look! He's a blogger! Look! He's a blogger!

Now he's eating pencil shavings,
indescriminate sexual cravings,
Time for Daylight savings! Time for Daylight savings!

Pompous, pickeled porcupine pie,
Totally tricked-out turtle dove thigh,
Now he's flyin' high! Now he's flyin' high!

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