Magic Bunnies

I happen to have a stressed out friend
He is not imagined and not pretend
He gets stressed by crap at his job
He gets worked up and he feels like a knob
So I sent him Magic Bunnies to come and play
The magic bunnies came to send his stress away
The magic bunnies are actually a murderous bunch
They take stressful events and annoying people, and eat them for lunch
They take the computer that crashes and slaps it in the face
They spray the annoying guy in the cubical next door with a can of mace
They claw out the eyes of your enemies for fun
Enemies try to get away but the bunnies, they can't outrun
Once they finish terrorizing all the while they play
Your stress gets shredded up and you'll have a better day

Remember Matt. Magic Bunnies.
-JMO-