"TIM & NICK"
Our Friends have small weiners
They remind me of pipe cleaners
It's hard to believe that Tim would marry
He is such a tard and his third nipple is harry
Nick is a fatty who neglects me and Matt
I can't believe his woman puts up with that
They never call us or even drop us a letter
Me and Matt make time, we are much better
So even though you guys blow goat balls and totally suck
I still love you numnutz's and wish you luck
So write us once in a while and make some calls
Or next time I see you fools, I'll kick you in the balls
---Josh---
"Slick Nick & Big Sig"
Josh, I think it has something to do with the fact that they're balding,
Without any protection their little brains must be scalding,
They're a huge waste of space, well, they must be good for something,
Then again, help me out, because I can think of nothing,
Maybe they don't like us, or don't think we're cool,
but Tim's an ass clown & Nick is a tool,
Grand Crapids is gay, but just to be fair,
...you probably knew that, it's why you moved there,
Escape the "Rust Belt," the midwest is on ice,
Check out Atlanta, you shouldn't think twice,
I know you meant to call 'cuz you're really swell guys,
but continue to ignore me and I'll gouge out your eyes,
I know you won't call me, you chronic masturbator,
Just don't be a dick, come visit me in Decatur.
---Random---
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I made the first comment! ha HA!
This is Nick, the both of you blow dick! I know this ode is an old one and it's not that bad, but the ones before this c'mon guys that's sad. Keep'em cumin'fellas. I like this shit. You guys have a talent. No, I don't mean sucking dick. I suck at poetry too. Later taters.
Such hostility. Josh, it might be time for another poetry slam. That is a good, thorough verbal slammin' of Nick.
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